INCOMING TRANSMISSION | Scumm Subscriptions
Folks, you’re busy. We get it. You don’t have time to click twice, let alone three times to get a full year of Planet Scumm blasted directly into your eye jelly.
That’s right. For $25 (shipping included), you can get all three yearly editions of Planet Scumm, delivered as soon as each is available. Normally $13.50 with shipping, purchasing a subscription saves you––well, you can do the math, right? Three times… ten… carry the ‘S’ with a line through it… uh… fifteen! Fifteen bucks, plus change! That’s how much you’re saving! What a flooring figure for financial frugality!
Just imagine the look on your face when you come home from the sweat mines, after a long day mining sweat, only to find a shiny new Planet Scumm waiting for you. That’s a gift from Past-You (currently Current-You), your time-displaced buddy who had the vision to purchase a subscription.
Where did they learn to be so thoughtful? Why, from you of course, right now, while reading this infopiece! So go, get that subscription, and fulfill your destiny!
Small print: Failure to purchase a subscription may cause unexpected tears in the space-time continuum. Plus, you’ll still be missing out on those fifteen buckaroos in whatever alternate timeline Future-You lands in.